I am Man; Hear me withdraw

Men are different to women.
Shocking, I know.
I thought I'd blow your minds by starting with a fact that is incredibly hard to get your head around.

The differences can lead to sexes not understanding each other; but I suppose we all love a bit of mystery.

Of course, not all men are entirely unlike women, and not all women are entirely unlike men, but in general there are some stereotypical differences.

See women, when they're upset, what they essentially want is a mind reader.
They want their partner to know what's wrong (Read: What they've done wrong).
They want their partner to know what to say, how to say it, and how to make everything all right.

But of course, the male standing there can tend to be a little dumbfounded and at a loss for what to do.

Because men like their caves.
When men are upset, they like to withdraw.

When women want their partner to know exactly how their feeling, men want to go inside their caves.

But when a man enters his cave, woman follows to the entrance.
She stands there and shouts into the darkness, "What's wrong?"

But man doesn't want what woman wants; Man wants time to think. Woman wants everything to be better instantly.

Sometimes it can be frustrating when you can't recognise the differences.

People need to point the finger less and embrace our differences.