You'll never see me again

I am currently completely drenched from running under a burst water pipe - I completely recommend it.
However, being at a typical teenage party, and being one of the few not drinking, a terrible irony hit me when I saw a girl who had been having intercourse with some boy she hardly knew in a bush not fifteen minutes ago when she was singing at the top of her lungs;
Before we go any further -
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
And I thought to myself;
If only she said that to the first boy.